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[taerowyn]

Hahahahahahahah! Oh this is too hilarious, but in such a sick, twisted, where will this lead kind of way.

Billed as one of the nation's first "homeland security training summer camps for teenagers," a program called Secure Corps in Bucks County is drilling 92 young men and women in essential skills for this new, uncertain era.

And those skills include math: "If I have 40 acres of forest," runs a typical problem, "how many search dogs will I need to find a fugitive?"

I knew I went to visit eeyorekdm too early in the summer. I mean I know we're too old for the camp, but hell, we could have volunteered as counselors. How about this for a math question, "If the DOW drops 4632 points, how many bombs will W drop?"

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[samjooky.livejournal.com]

What I did On My Summer Vacation
by Michael T. Jones
Ms. King's 4th Grade Class

My summer vacation was the best ever. Last year my family went to Disneyland and it was really fun but I got sick on the ride home and threw up in Alabama. This year my mom and dad told me that President Bush was letting kids learn how to stop Terrorists and I got to go to Fascist Camp.
Fascist Camp was the best camp ever. My friend Billy went to Soccer camp and all he learned how to do was dribble a ball but at Fascist camp I learned how to spot a Terrorist, how many dogs it takes to comb a search area for a felon, and I also learned all the things we should report to the police if we see people doing, even out mom and dad.
I did really well on my Patriotism quiz and even got a prize because only one person did better than me. The girl who did better was named Libby Ashcroft and my mom and dad said not to worry because she was supposed to win. I don't understand what that means.
Anyways, when I left they gave me some really neat boots and taught me how to march really straight. They also gave me a nice brown shirt and a pin and told me that I am in the Bush Youth now and I get to defend the nation against terrorists and they also said other undesirables. I like that word.
In conclusion, Fascist camp was lots of fun and I can't wait to do it next year. They said next year we get to work with live ammunition.