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[taerowyn]

Hahahahahahahah! Oh this is too hilarious, but in such a sick, twisted, where will this lead kind of way.

Billed as one of the nation's first "homeland security training summer camps for teenagers," a program called Secure Corps in Bucks County is drilling 92 young men and women in essential skills for this new, uncertain era.

And those skills include math: "If I have 40 acres of forest," runs a typical problem, "how many search dogs will I need to find a fugitive?"

I knew I went to visit eeyorekdm too early in the summer. I mean I know we're too old for the camp, but hell, we could have volunteered as counselors. How about this for a math question, "If the DOW drops 4632 points, how many bombs will W drop?"