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Hahahahahahahah! Oh this is too hilarious, but in such a sick, twisted, where will this lead kind of way.

Billed as one of the nation's first "homeland security training summer camps for teenagers," a program called Secure Corps in Bucks County is drilling 92 young men and women in essential skills for this new, uncertain era.

And those skills include math: "If I have 40 acres of forest," runs a typical problem, "how many search dogs will I need to find a fugitive?"

I knew I went to visit eeyorekdm too early in the summer. I mean I know we're too old for the camp, but hell, we could have volunteered as counselors. How about this for a math question, "If the DOW drops 4632 points, how many bombs will W drop?"

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Who sends something like this as a business email?

hi, iam manager at ******* at ******* ny acctually our company deals in fast food busciness and it has abt 200 branches nation wide we were doing very good before 9/11 but now perfoms poorly like many others so being a manager i think this is my res ponsibility to take my company out from this crises so do u have any recent case study on this particular field if so plz send me complete data abt it with all
statistics i will be so thank full and may u have one more big company which get benefited of this (BPR) new idea .and my email adress is ****** thanks again to given me such opportunity to duscuss my prob with u.

I mean, I can understand ignoring grammar, punctuation and spelling when chatting back and forth with friends, but business correspondence?