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[taerowyn]

I know, I know, almost as bad as quizzes, but some of these are priceless. At least I'll do a cut-tag because:



Katy is in the House (YO YO YO)
Katy is a happy, friendly girl who loves being with people
Katy is 20.836 sq. kilometers (and you thought you needed to lose weight)
Katy is a psychologist-turned-astrologer
KATY is ordained by its Charter to provide firefighting, fire protection and rescue services (So that's why the fires are so out of control, I've been slacking)
Katy is particularly interested in hearing your views
Katy is being pressured to either drop out of school to work or marry Kenny Randall
Katy is at the point in her life where little boys are very important to her (What can I say, I've always been a sucker for "snakes and snails and puppy dog tails")
Katy is not the sickly-sweet goody-goody found in much junior fiction
Katy is not free
Katy is also known as "Crazy Kate" or "Koo Koo Nuts" due to her large eyes and strange expressions
Katy is a great dog who loves kids and other dogs (And let me tell you, typing is hard with paws)
Katy is drawn into a web of deceit involving a handsome televangelist and a fundamentalist church.
Katy is a person who has really something weird in herself
Katy is the Alaska editor of Exploring Our United States (Don't I wish)
Katy is zoned and has areas available for all types of businesses, schools, shopping, churches and family living
Katy is currently offered for sale at $5000 (I told you I wasn't free)

And of course, my favorite:

Katy is nothing much more than a helmet hairdooed baby machine