Just inform them that your friend in Portland, Oregon has had something terrible happen and you're just now leaving so you can get there as soon as possible. Exchange friend with "family" if need be. Either that, or shoot yourself in the foot with a crossbow. That always works, though after a few times the nerves start to get a little damaged. Hmm, maybe the "Friend" or "Family" emergency idea is better.
You should take up smoking, that way when you call in with your morning smokers voice people think you have the plague and believe you when you say you can't come in.
tell them that it's a really beautiful day and that you feel that frolicking in such a beautiful atmosphere will make you 10 times more efficient when Monday rolls around, and suggest they do the same.
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Date: 2002-05-02 05:27 pm (UTC)Micah
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Date: 2002-05-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-02 07:08 pm (UTC)Which leaves me free to go play.
You should take up smoking, that way when you call in with your morning smokers voice people think you have the plague and believe you when you say you can't come in.
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Date: 2002-05-03 06:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-06 03:30 am (UTC)tell them you think you were druged the night before while sipping innocent coffee, and the effects haven't worn off just yet.