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[taerowyn]

Hee... Nothing reengerizes you for a late night of studying like "Ten Minute Two Towers."

SAM and FRODO are sitting together on a rock. SAM stretches, and drops his arm around FRODO's shoulders.

SAM: So, sir. Finally it's just you and me.

FRODO: "Finally"? What do you mean?

SAM: Oh, uh...nothing...

FRODO: Well, you're wrong. We've got company.

GOLLUM flies out of the rocks and pounces on FRODO.

SAM: Hey! Wait your turn!

SAM and FRODO tie up GOLLUM.

GOLLUM: No! Smeagol not into ropes, nassty kinky hobbitses.

FRODO: We just want you to take us to Mordor, you sicko.

GOLLUM: Mordor? Hobbitses having little Goth phase, maybe? Very angsssty, wanting to go to Mordor, yes yes. Can Smeagol offer black eyeliner to angsssty hobbitses?

SAM: You stop talking to Mr.--hmm. (to FRODO) You know, you wouldn't look half bad in eyeliner.

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I've been told she's mollyringwraith.

[ihvpave.livejournal.com]

Lady, you owe me a new keyboard! :)

[eeyorekdm.livejournal.com]

you'll have to send me the website - i couldn't get to it through your link :o)

[taerowyn.livejournal.com]

http://home.earthlink.net/~ladyirony/10minTTT.html