Why my workplace is so much fun

[taerowyn]

Conversations on war:

Coworker 1: So we'll be at war soon
Coworker 2's daughter: I think we should have been at war as of September 12th, 2001
Coworker 2: Defintiely, it's time we blew these Iranians away
Me: Well, seeing as you just said the wrong country...
CW2: Iraqis, whatever, they're against us we should get just rid of them.

Converstions on the homefront:

CW2's daughter: We'll have a united homefront
Me: I really don't see that
CW2: Oh we will, people like you are in the minority.
Me: Have you seen the protests?
CW2: Yeah, but Bush wouldn't be president if the majority didn't support him
Me: Bush's being president is debatable and since Gore won the popular vote I would say the majority of the country was against Bush
CW2: Oh there were all those questions about the ballots that showed Gore won the popular vote
Me: There were questions about those ballots?!? Did you pay attention to the Florida debacle?!

Whhheeeee! Work is so fun. Glad I'm not there today.