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[taerowyn]

When I started first grade I was in a new school in a new city. My first day of school, all the girls warned me about the "Kissy Boy" and how he spent every recess tormenting all the girls. They said he'd probably be after me right away since I was new.

Sure enough, the first recess this little boy starts walking towards me, lips puckered, making kissing noises. All the little girls who were talking to me ran away, screaming shrilly. I, on the other hand, turned around, punched him in the stomach and walked away. Damned if I was going to deal with any "Kissy Boy"

And people wonder why I'm still single...

Comments

[gremlingirl.livejournal.com]

That was a damned cute story.

swak

[eeyorekdm.livejournal.com]

what brought that up?

Re: swak

[taerowyn.livejournal.com]

Nostalgia...I don't know, was just thinking about it and thought it was funny enough to share.

[skunk237.livejournal.com]

well, just cuz you won't tolerate unwanted advances doesn't explain anything but the fact that you won't tolerate unwanted advances.

in other words, i don't get it.

i liked the story tho!