Things that make you go hmmmmm....
Jun. 3rd, 2003 03:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
taerowynMy coworker's daughter just got engaged.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April and they set the date for September.
(And no, they will not be living in the house that Jack built.)
Somebody's in a rush. Guess whose fiance just got back from his mission this year?
To quote the mother of the bride, "They should just go ahead and have sex!" What can I say, my coworker is not your typical mormon. Probably comes from not being raised mormon and growing up in the sixties. She has a...unique viewpoint on the religion.
The groom has already told her that they will be disappearing for a few hours between the wedding and the reception. Come on...you've waited years, what's a few more hours?
Yep, my last month here is going to be filled with all sorts of intereting tales.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April and they set the date for September.
(And no, they will not be living in the house that Jack built.)
Somebody's in a rush. Guess whose fiance just got back from his mission this year?
To quote the mother of the bride, "They should just go ahead and have sex!" What can I say, my coworker is not your typical mormon. Probably comes from not being raised mormon and growing up in the sixties. She has a...unique viewpoint on the religion.
The groom has already told her that they will be disappearing for a few hours between the wedding and the reception. Come on...you've waited years, what's a few more hours?
Yep, my last month here is going to be filled with all sorts of intereting tales.
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Date: 2003-06-03 07:30 pm (UTC)My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April and they set the date for September.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April and they set the date for September to catch the spider that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.
My coworker's 19 year old daughter just got engaged to a man she met in April and they set the date for September to catch the spider that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed that fly. I think she'll die.
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Date: 2003-06-04 07:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-06-04 09:04 am (UTC)Hopefully he won't jump the gun and leave a different kind of stain instead.